The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!