The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to sleep

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!