The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to sleep during day

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the power die if you think.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!