The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to send future you crazy

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a human

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!