the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!