The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the ability to die once you have died

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to sleep

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!