The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to see the present.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to spell backwards.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!