The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!