The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!