the power to be a complete troll

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to eat food

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to shit in your eye

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to be bad at everything

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!