To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Imortality.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!