- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to burn ashes

the power to see through bananas

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

the power to fly but only upward

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The power to move objects by touching them.

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

Pointless Super Powers