The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!