The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!