The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to die on command

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!