The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to read

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The power to turn food into human waste.

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

The Power of cheese

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!