The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

Have sex but not feel it

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The power to turn food into human waste.

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

The Power of cheese

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!