the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to jump -50% higher

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to catch em all

the power to die at will

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!