The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to die in one second

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!