I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to read

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!