The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to die at will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!