The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to win the crying game

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be born.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to write a country song

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!