The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!