the power of reanimating dead insects

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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black people

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!