The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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power to breathe

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!