The power to write a country song

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to use windows 10.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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KeemStar

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!