the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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black people

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to die in one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!