The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!