The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to read

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!