the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!