The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!