The power to predict yesterday's weather

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to talk to dust

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to hear a dog whistle

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to be a bird that can't fly

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to eat junk food at light speed

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The ability to breath, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to withstand camel rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to become a dead ant.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to catch em all

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Have sex but not feel it

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to be really bad at math.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!