power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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black people

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power to breathe

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!