The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!