The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

thumb_up thumb_down -69

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power of creating poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to float without gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to walk into Mordor.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to describe the taste of water.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A power level of under 9000.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

the power to die....

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!