The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to bleed

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to die and get away with it

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Balls.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!