the power to say candlejack and li

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!