Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!