the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!