the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see through windows

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to die at will

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!