The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!