The power to shit purple butterflies.

Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

Guys, it's over.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

The power to turn wine into water

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to see through water

The power to eat edible things.

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

The power to die

The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!