The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Poop

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!