The power to be your self

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!