Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!