The power to piss lava.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Death at will

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!