The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to write about power.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!