The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to die....

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to speak in Braille

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to sing but your mute

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!