The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to bleed

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Balls.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!