The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!