The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to have no one read this post

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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black people

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!