The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to die in one second

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!