The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to die....

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Balls.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!