The power to state the obvious.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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black people

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to read

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!