The power to make vegetables horny.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!