power to breathe

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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A power level of under 9000.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!