The power to use windows 10.

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

KeemStar

The power to create nothing out of nothing

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to shit brix

The power to be justin beiber

the power to bi ugly

The power to state the obvious.

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!