The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to die in one second

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!