The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power spite flower

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!