The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to read

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!